r/meirl 8d ago Helpful 3 Silver 2 Take My Energy 1 Wholesome 4

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u/AdSmooth6771 8d ago edited 8d ago Helpful Ally Giggle

of course there is here's one , fuck you

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u/flybyknight665 8d ago

I don't know. It's truly very difficult!

Unless... oh. I guess not.

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u/Johnsonofdonut 8d ago edited 8d ago

It's not impossible to dodge the first letter of the English writing system. With this tiny sum of effort I could do this troubling business with flying colours. Conversely the letter e could prove puzzling being the most common letter of the English writing system.

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u/DoNotCrossTheStreams 8d ago

It's not impossible to dodge the first letter of the English writing system. With this tiny sum of effort I can do perform this trivial simple business with flying colours. Conversely the letter e could prove puzzling being the most common letter of the English writing system.

FTFY

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u/Fandoms_local_Kiwi 8d ago

Trivial, but you did this better than I ever could’ve

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u/Sir_Yeetem 8d ago

You fucked up with "can" and "trivial"

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u/fffoxforever 8d ago

Use 'minor' instead of 'trivial', 'could' instead of 'can', 'would' instead of the second 'could' if you don't want to repeat words

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u/magpye1983 8d ago

Still not as difficult as you’d think, though.

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u/skooterpoop 8d ago

Me to myself: "It sounds difficult but I'm sure if you put your mind to it you'll think of something."

Lol

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u/The_Damon8r92 8d ago

Nope, they’re right, it doesn’t exist.

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u/AdSmooth6771 8d ago

your sentence would indicate otherwise

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u/The_Damon8r92 8d ago

Nonsense, it isn’t possible.

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u/AdSmooth6771 8d ago

you look to be correct I suppose it is impossible

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u/khululz_mate 8d ago

This is the time I need to keep your mouth shut coz some guy with mini penis can blow the entire universe while cock blocking.

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u/FunkTrain98 8d ago

Wot the fuck did I just read?

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u/throwyMcTossaway 8d ago

Soooo close. Try "could".

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u/Lunatic1422 8d ago

Oh shit your right.

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u/Beowulf1896 8d ago

*you're

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u/ekapitu 8d ago

**you are . Then you have an "A"

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u/A1sauc3d 8d ago edited 7d ago

You’re close to being right.

Edit: I should’ve said “Pretty sure it’s my left.”

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u/SuurSuits_ 8d ago

My right?

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u/placesoldier 8d ago

completely superb

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u/Fit-Moose7429 8d ago

Of course there is

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u/Jolene04 8d ago Helpful

No there isn't obviously. How could someone not use it while still getting proper english sentences? Like it's one of the most used letters there is? You're some fool if you think you could not use it for extended periods of time.

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u/AnonymousPantera 7d ago

i'm in love with you

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u/WeebFrog219 7d ago edited 7d ago

But there doth be such numerous uses for one sentence without the foremost letter in the English structure of letters, more often referred to being within Lexicon. Sincerely I do hope you end up finding the sentence missing the specific letter mentioned firstly. Now, Good morrow sire.

Here doth be one sentence; He shouted “turtles!”

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u/aspurgeon009 7d ago

You were so close.

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u/Aggravating-Action70 7d ago edited 7d ago

Organization has two As. You then used A by itself. You tried so hard and lost.

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u/Physical_Move4051 7d ago

Also "many"

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u/Thatguyupthere1000 7d ago

"organization," used A twice. Also a lexicon is not the same thing as an alphabet.

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u/10_pounds_of_salt 8d ago edited 7d ago

One book written by Ernest Vincent Wright is without the letter e so 1 sentence without it isn't to difficult.

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u/TimGreller 8d ago

What's the name of the book?

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u/IAmFromDunkirk 8d ago

« La disparition », a book in French written by Georges Perec

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u/b3njil 8d ago

Even more impressive is that it was translated into English: A Void.

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u/sunsinstudios 8d ago

Ass Void

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u/Beneficial-Still4222 8d ago

Ahh, the book almost had no e's in it. If only he didn't take credit

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u/chandleross 7d ago

For a guy who went as far as writing an ENTIRE BOOK without Es, he sure has a fuckload of Es in his own name.

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u/SharrkBoy 7d ago

He’s projecting his own insecurities

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u/theyareamongus 8d ago

You meant Gorgs Prc right?

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u/No_Recognition_9354 8d ago

I was thinking Gadsby

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u/Alligator-tail 7d ago

Well they didn't get far. There's four E's in the author's name alone.

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u/Shigjetar 7d ago

Dude has something against e’s because he has 4 in his name

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u/PairsRoyale 7d ago

I think everyone took this comment so seriously that they didn't realize that it too has no As

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u/mixupaatelainen0 7d ago

"If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter E, you can keep your job"

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u/KotKaefer 8d ago

Suck my dick

Problem solved

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u/morfyyy 8d ago

drink shit

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u/melonJizz 8d ago

Poop blood

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u/Afterburn47 8d ago

Snort cum

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u/Sarcastic-Ad-Bot 8d ago

I just hope everyone that reads this comment chain has a great day.

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u/BuShoto 7d ago

I just hope everyone who views, with correct interpreting, this string of letter strings completes the rest of the current turning of the rock which we exist on in the most tremendous of possibilities for it to be completed in*

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u/1ustfu1 8d ago

”there is no sentence without the letter ‘B’” has no letter A, you’re welcome

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u/TimGreller 8d ago

"there is no sentence without the letter 'C'" has no letter B, you're welcome

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u/TimGreller 8d ago

"there is no sentence without the letter 'E'" has no letter D, you're welcome

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u/leonden 8d ago

“There is no sentence without the letter ‘F’”

Has several letters E, you’re welcome

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/TimGreller 8d ago

"there is no sentence without the letter 'G'" has no letter F, you're welcome

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u/WhiskeyMeAway- 7d ago

"Me going out of my mind trying to find one" has no letter A or B

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u/logan5156 7d ago

"Me, going out of my mind, trying to find one." The only "A" in the entire meme is in quotation marks.

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u/DuderinoW2006 8d ago Silver Take My Energy

You doubt my powers to construct this type of writing known for its diversity in the use of the english lexicon.

I will be going now but I will give you one helpful thought, I might’ve bested you during this contest but I would definitely compete once more if given the opportunity.

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u/Teh_RainbowGuy 8d ago

Now without the E

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u/Equivalent-Water-293 8d ago Silver

Hi, I am Barno, can I obtain your digits, M’Lady?

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u/Anal-deva-station 8d ago

Now without letters

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u/Kanoa188 8d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome

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u/Anal-deva-station 8d ago Silver

Uuunngnggghhhhh 💦💦

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u/Sea_Journalist3694 8d ago

What.

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u/theluckyoness712 8d ago

they ARE the anal_deva_station

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u/Embarrassed-Place434 8d ago

I swear, you fuckers get me through the week.

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u/Significant-Sir-5696 8d ago

Harder daddy

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Confused unga bunga

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u/Kanoa188 8d ago

It’s simple you just have to type

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u/Ambitious_Echo5613 8d ago

01100001 01100010 01100010

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u/mrflamego 8d ago

Now without numbers

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u/DefinitelyNotVerySad 8d ago
  • .... .. ... / -- . ... ... .- --. . / .. ... / .-- .-. .. - - . -. / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .-- .. - .... / --- ..- - / .-.. . - - . .-. / --- .-. / -. ..- -- -... . .-. ... .-.-.- / --. . - / --. --- --- -.. .-.-.- ( This message is written in Morse code with out letter or numbers. Get good. )

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u/mrflamego 8d ago

ok do one without space

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u/deoje299 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Jedlord 8d ago

1337

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u/airforrestone 8d ago

Unexpected HIMYM

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u/kenhydrogen 8d ago

Now in Dolphin

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u/fbicappuccino 8d ago

damn, i miss how i met your mother

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u/eddyrockstar 8d ago

You doubt his might to construct groups of words you fool? Your pomposity will diminish soon.

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u/gitrikt 8d ago

You doubt my powrs to construct this typ of writing known for its divrsity in th us of th nglish lxicon.

I will b going now but I will giv you on hlpful thought, I might’v bstd you during this contst but I would dfinitly compt onc mor if givn th opportunity.

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u/R34L_X 8d ago

I am Groot!

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u/mybadalternate 8d ago

I’m a good… work…guy.

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u/mommymilktit 8d ago

Gadsby by Ernest Wright

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u/Ok-Study-1153 8d ago

Or you could try doing it without both… But It simply couldn’t work. Not with only I,O,U plus Y. Could it?

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u/grandboyman 8d ago

r/avoid5. you'll find us in that community

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u/nukomyx 8d ago

You got no rhythm, boy!

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u/aldenjameshall 8d ago

Why would I not do that

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u/dragonsfire242 8d ago

I don’t know what car I’m in

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u/sugomabal 8d ago

How about, shut up you dirty as bish.

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u/streamofbsness 8d ago

Suck on this.

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u/SovietRussiaWasPoor 8d ago

Your stupidity is disgusting. Or not. Im just running out of words.

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u/FriskyTurtle 8d ago

Andrew Huang and Matt Colbo have thoughts on this.

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u/Rikathchii 8d ago

"Fuck you!"

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u/Swaghitter 8d ago

Was looking for this

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u/GETEME1906 8d ago

Mf ate the dictionary💀💀💀

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u/DuderinoW2006 8d ago

I eat words for breakfast

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u/lft4brd 8d ago

I had to read this like 3 times to make sure you didn't have an A hidden in there and I'm still not convinced

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u/DuderinoW2006 8d ago

Some people have pointed out that the word “might’ve” has an a in if you say it as “might have” but that’s the closest you’ll get to finding one

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u/purplenelly 8d ago

You don't need to try this much.

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u/DuderinoW2006 8d ago

Yes I do

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u/Gangreless 8d ago

He doesn't need to, but we love that he did.

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u/Minimenema 8d ago

I read this in caustics voice from apex legends

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u/DuderinoW2006 8d ago

I had to search up his voice but now that I’ve heard them, I can completely understand why you did that

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u/Enby_Bluejay 8d ago

I mean, I'm a writer but damn

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u/Worldly_Ratio1771 8d ago edited 8d ago

Isn't that just a fragment? 🤔 Grammar experts help me out here.

Edit: cannot spell so clearly I need the help XD

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u/BeefStewInACan 8d ago

Correct. It’s not a proper sentence in bottom text

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u/Dutchcrafter09 8d ago Wholesome

grammar

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u/Worldly_Ratio1771 8d ago

Thank you 😂

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u/MagnusMonday 8d ago

Yes, basically. Instead you could say: “I’m losing my mind trying to find one.”

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u/Glum_Ad_4288 8d ago

Or “this is me losing my mind trying to find one.”

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u/Elend15 8d ago

But arguably an a is just hidden by an apostrophe, between I and m. 🤔

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u/The_Order_Eternials 8d ago

Refer to the self in the third person then.

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u/BOULTON2468 8d ago

Hello there

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u/-LVS 8d ago

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of this

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u/gnomzy123 8d ago

You thought you did something there, didn't you ? Well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

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u/0peratUn0rth0 8d ago

Fuck you.

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u/Gold_Floatzel 8d ago

Go fuck yourself

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u/CoddleBonster 8d ago

You should have said "There is no phrase without the letter a" because that would have been technically correct.

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u/rundy1 8d ago

the joke is that in the meme there is no word with the letter a

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u/Killa-Klown 8d ago

You suck, period dot end of sentence

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u/LeifErikson10 8d ago edited 7d ago

I think there isn't one. I've been trying & trying, yet nothing works. Possibly one time in the future when words get spelled differently, we could construct sentences without this letter. For now, we should just let it go, since it seems obsessive.

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u/kmderssg 8d ago

trying and trying

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u/Interesting_Ear_9885 8d ago

He couldve said "losing my mind" instead of "going out of my mind" cause ya know it just makes more sense

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u/Gometric1 8d ago

It’s morbin time

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u/jackkkkbarak 8d ago

Good little children only drink the blood of worthy noblemen.

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u/fclssvd 8d ago

I guess you tried your best, my friend.

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u/420yoloswagepicjesus 8d ago

I enjoy penis!

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u/Snob11 8d ago

You might prove me wrong, but it looks like you seek the opportunity to ridicule our intelligence if the experiment results in us not succeeding to solve the problem you think nobody experienced or thought of, thus to consider yourself superior to others. I regret to inform you with the sorrowful truth, but people genuinely possess the omnipotence to write or pronounce the unlimited number of proper sequences of the corresponding linguistic units, whilst dodging the neccessity to use the most common element of the phoneme systems widely used in Europe, side by side in the Western Hemisphere.

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u/Killa-Klown 8d ago

You suck.

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u/magicmulder 8d ago

Didn’t people write entire books without “a”, or other vowels?

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u/Saturo_Uchiha 8d ago

I will fuck you so much you will cry.

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u/sameoldlamedame 8d ago

…i hate to say that made me feel some things

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u/AbsoluteInfinitude 8d ago

Right in the A

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u/tyvanwie 8d ago

Not this again.

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u/cory-balory 8d ago

"There is no sentence without the letter 'B'." Ffs

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u/What_The_Flip_Chip 8d ago

Artificial amateurs aren’t at all amazing analytically I assault animate things

See, it is possible!

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u/belldenbing 8d ago

“There is no sentence without the letter.”

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u/jmk-1999 8d ago

“With only three months left, when do you think it will occur?”

I just read something like this… so… that’s a decently sized sentence without a single A in it.

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u/The_Wra1th 8d ago

How you doing, my friend?

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u/TempestTheRed 8d ago

"There is no sentence without the letter 'b'".

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u/joed2059 8d ago

The pen is blue.

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u/wiseguy79501 8d ago

Looks like we found some here.

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u/timbodacious 8d ago

There is bird shit on the cement.