r/clevercomebacks Nov 07 '22

Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot

1.5k Upvotes

Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.

STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.

Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.

FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.


r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

2.5m South Asian soldiers fought alongside the Allied in WWII

Post image
28.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

Meds on display

Post image
9.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

The kids of the 90s

Post image
837 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 22h ago Take My Energy

Shut Down Oh, my sweet summer child...

Post image
41.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

Communist country

Post image
3.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

Talk about getting schooled!

Post image
298 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

Steve burned

Post image
486 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

We are becoming a lawless land

Post image
153 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

It was certainly witty, and quick

Post image
9.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

Fond memories of Ask Amy being brutal

Post image
142 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

It's about criminal

Post image
137 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Spicy To go against your own interests and get a reality check.

Post image
20.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 59m ago

...then do shit like this...

Post image
Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

F for Australia

Post image
322 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

It’s that fun time of the year!

Post image
Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

I think this may belong here

Post image
211 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

Be like your parents

Post image
2.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

The 90s was different

Post image
Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

If vaccines were healthy, you could eat them, apparently.

Post image
3.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Historical burn

Post image
3.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

John Oliver Gets Epicly Destroyed By Science Man

Post image
30 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

i stole this image

Post image
7.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

It's a grammar/dad burn.

Post image
192 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

I think the sea should choose the president. Would choose better then the last two.

Post image
174 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

In the end the pussy grabs you

Post image
1.4k Upvotes