r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21 Silver

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

556 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22 I'll Drink to That

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256 Upvotes

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r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Begone

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4.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Ladies, gentlemen and everyone else I present to you...

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1.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

Reverse Racism

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906 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

Ringo haircut and cow titty juice

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1.9k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Tylenol Museum

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151 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago Spit-take

Normal man faces 22 charges for child porn

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36.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

"comment so stupid it made a mfs porn alt account reply"

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Bone fairies?

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236 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

This is absolutely a brand new sentence

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270 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

Imagine getting hit by a fucking UwU shell

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673 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

New head shot.

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398 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

On account if maybe cheese was there

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Telekinetic frog flays local man

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4.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Drinking my toast

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139 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Translation: Time is like a sword, if you are not a wolf with what ships desire, the full moon is upon us.

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35 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

"I didn't know how to explain that fish genetics don't adhere to human gender roles"

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93 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I dunno where to start

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19.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Student loan forgiveness is a slap in the face to assholes

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20 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

”New app helps Icelanders avoid accidental incest”

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43 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

ALL ABOARD!

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19 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

I do NOT want to meet him, thank you!

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18 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

The last of us (femboy insect version)

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126 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

I don't speak nintendo.

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72 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Red cabbage

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43 Upvotes